Book Twenty-three

Freshman

2033 to 2034

August 2033. The King chose Tempe at sunrise in Berlin because Phoenix was the one night in his life he had been nobody, and because there is a hill on the university's seal you can climb before class. Theo drives him in at a hundred and nine degrees. His roommate, Tyler Kowalczyk of Parma, Ohio, came to Arizona to get away from snow, is already on the bed by the window, and has never followed anything that was not on a screen. Two officers of the detail are enrolled down the corridor and get better grades than he does.

Freshman is a year of orientation speeches got wrong, a residence hall emptied into a gymnasium by the law of the March, a professor of the Charter who cannot stop asking questions, a letter A painted maroon in the first cool week, two football games and a long-distance boyfriend getting the chants wrong; and, underneath it and rising, a Queen in London with a failing valve who flies to Arizona to ask him to go to Uppsala instead, has to sit down on the stairs, and on Boxing Day, by telephone, tells him what she is going to do.

Each chapter opens with a short extract from the Universal Register, the encyclopedia of the world the book is set in. The extracts are quoted from the Register as it stands; the chapters show what happened in the rooms it was not in.

Begin reading: Chapter One, Window → Characters

Part One: Fall (Thursday 18 August to Friday 16 December 2033)

  1. 1 Window Frederick. 16 min.
  2. 2 Booby Prize Frederick. 16 min.
  3. 3 The Butte Frederick. 15 min.
  4. 4 Undeclared Frederick. 15 min.
  5. 5 The Stairs Frederick. 14 min.
  6. 6 Four Hundred Cots Frederick. 16 min.
  7. 7 Home Opener Frederick. 14 min.
  8. 8 The Index Frederick. 15 min.
  9. 9 The Right Question Frederick. 13 min.
  10. 10 Better Grades Frederick. 14 min.
  11. 11 Uppsala Frederick. 16 min.
  12. 12 Snooze Frederick. 15 min.
  13. 13 The Lounge Frederick. 16 min.
  14. 14 The A Frederick. 16 min.
  15. 15 Round the World Frederick. 16 min.
  16. 16 Reserve Powers Frederick. 16 min.
  17. 17 Arrivals Frederick. 16 min.
  18. 18 Territorial Frederick. 15 min.
  19. 19 Departures Frederick. 15 min.
  20. 20 Experience Frederick. 15 min.
  21. 21 Finals, the First Frederick. 16 min.
  22. 22 Closing Frederick. 16 min.

Part Two: Winter Break (Saturday 17 December 2033 to Sunday 8 January 2034)

  1. 23 Three of Us Frederick. 15 min.
  2. 24 Nochebuena Frederick. 16 min.
  3. 25 Christmas Frederick. 16 min.
  4. 26 A Chair Frederick. 16 min.
  5. 27 Theo Knew Frederick. 11 min.
  6. 28 Fireworks Frederick. 16 min.
  7. 29 For the Family Frederick. 14 min.
  8. 30 Snow on His Boots Frederick. 15 min.

Part Three: Spring (Monday 9 January to Sunday 30 April 2034)

  1. 31 Every Screen Frederick. 16 min.
  2. 32 The Letter Frederick. 15 min.
  3. 33 Everyone Knows Frederick. 14 min.
  4. 34 The Night Before Frederick. 15 min.
  5. 35 Half Past Three in Stockholm Frederick. 15 min.
  6. 36 Nine O'Clock Frederick. 16 min.
  7. 37 Surgery Frederick. 16 min.
  8. 38 What Sweden Costs Frederick. 16 min.
  9. 39 The Poll Frederick. 12 min.
  10. 40 Spring Break Frederick. 16 min.
  11. 41 Lukas Wins Frederick. 16 min.
  12. 42 The German Emperor Meets the Heat Frederick. 16 min.
  13. 43 A Long Sandwich Frederick. 11 min.
  14. 44 The Back Row Frederick. 16 min.
  15. 45 Easter Frederick. 13 min.
  16. 46 Brennan Frederick. 15 min.

Part Four: Finals (Monday 1 to Friday 5 May 2034)

  1. 47 Revision Frederick. 16 min.
  2. 48 Twenty-One Frederick. 16 min.
  3. 49 Kimura Frederick. 14 min.
  4. 50 The Last Exam Frederick. 16 min.
  5. 51 Freshman Frederick. 16 min.